THE PHOTOS I SHOULD’VE DELETED…

I’ve had many requests to post my annual bloopers blog, and I finally gave in after the 5,000th person asked me where it was.  Well, here you go!…….

This is the shape in which my hand is frozen after a long day of shooting….

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See? Fits perfectly.

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Tristan loves unflattering and extreme close-ups….

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…..Me? Not so much…

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Some wedding days are unbearably hot…

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….and you probably shouldn’t bother me while I’m in the zone….lol

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Flattering, no?

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…Okay, stop.

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….no, seriously, STOP.  This next photo is what you can expect any wedding photographer to look like after shooting in an un-airconditioned church…

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….and this is me when I saw the most adorable baby on the face of the earth at a reception….

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Other times, I like to help out my second shooters by being a test subject for their lighting…

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I also like to stay cool in front of a giant fan…

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One of my second shooters captured my best angle…

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…and again….

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….and yet again…

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…but THIS is the most flattering photo of them all…

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“So….do you want to run out into traffic and pose for a photo? …..No?”

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Here, I give Brandon some tips….what kind of tips, I can’t remember…

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Andy’s flower needed some TLC…

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Take a picture of me by the pie!

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Take a picture of me by the pretty cake!!

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….and then there was this one time I worked with my friend Aaron.  I licked one of the cucumbers on his plate and put it back…

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…and he ate it!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA! (please excuse the crappy cell phone pics lol)

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Sometimes I am distracted by adorable little kids…

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I just wanted to SQUEEZE this guy!

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And I DID squeeze this guy!…

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We’re both open-mouth smilers LOL

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Pretending to know what I’m doing….

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Doing my best Eric Schiemer impression… (Eric doesn’t really look like this when he works. LOL)

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I loooove flowers…and I love smelling them.

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You can’t really tell, but I’m singing to myself in this next photo…

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…and again…

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…but not here…

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Why do I look so upset???….

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…..oh right, it’s because of this man videotaping the ceremony in the aisle, blocking my shot! (He wasn’t a guest, don’t worry.)

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Like, seriously?!?!

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…..and then after throwing him under the bus through photos, I asked him to move….and all was well in the world.

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Here I am blocking Tristan’s shot…

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…and again…

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…and here, a guest ruins my shot.   Seriously.

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If you’re on a cell phone during a wedding ceremony, I will find you….

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I’m not the only one who photobombs photos…..

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Tristan trying to “help” Amanda as she was working…

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Punishment for all the extreme unflattering closeups….being a live body so I can check my settings…

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Tristan likes to help out, too.  Here he is helping a groom tie his tie.

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Oh, Tristan.

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Photobomber…

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…and again…

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…not obvious at all, Tristan….

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In my way…

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….being very helpful…

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Tristan didn’t need to hide for this photo.  I told him to go there specifically for this photo.

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HAHAHAHA!  I’m sure I’ll get backlash for this one…

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Fraternizing with the djs…

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I always love working with my friends.  This is Aaron…

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…the same Aaron that ate the cucumber I licked.  HAHAHAHA!

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This is my beautiful best friend, Katia…

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She is a really good dancer…

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…and she looks like a ninja when she shoots LOL!

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Saucy!…

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Katia sprinting to get out of my shot…

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…but sometimes she pops up like a groundhog LMAOOOO!

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Hanging with my friend (and talented organist), Amanda!

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Me and Eric Schiemer!!

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I love the look of the person on the left side of the photo…..

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Look how pretty!  It’s Jenna from the Children’s Museum with a distracted Eric!

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A little different look behind the scenes:  This is a photo taken by a guest…

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….and this is one of the photos I was taking at that moment…

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A crowded dance floor makes me wish I was taller!

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There was that time that I shot a wedding where the groom was a Pitt grad, and the bride was a WVU grad…

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John had NO CLUE that I wrote that on my hands.  *insert evil laugh*

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And of course Laura LOVED IT!!!  LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Here I am with two of my brides and a friend!!…

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Another uncomfortable up-close shot, courtesy of Tristan…

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Ahhh, this is better.

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Am I crazy?  I might be.  But that’s why y’all love me!!!

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  • Christina Montemurro - April 1, 2015 - 10:06 am

    “Am I crazy? I might be. But that’s why y’all love me!!!”

    Exactly!!!!ReplyCancel

  • Randi Voss - April 2, 2015 - 8:20 am

    It’s wonderful to see you having fun at work!ReplyCancel

  • Barra Freed - April 7, 2015 - 6:19 am

    Your clips say that how much you enjoy your work. Lovely clips of your. Thanks for sharing your personal clips with all.ReplyCancel

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